@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem]
"BURN THE WITCH"
U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH
"No, Frank, at the stake"
[quickly lighting torch]
Right, I knew that.
![[1692 Salem]
“BURN THE WITCH”
U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH
“No, Frank, at the stake”
[quickly lighting torch]
Right, I knew that.](/cache/98354.jpg)
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