@Ivsy01: A guy in line just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.

@hipchkk: In choosing clinical logic and detached isolation over laughter and passion, you went full-Vulcan. Everyone knows you never go full-Vulcan.

@SufficientCharm: I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses.

@CatherineLMK: Should I ever go missing, please don’t let the news use my 7th grade picture.

@cherrysubmarine: Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.