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@kwirkyKerri: 19: Okay mom, don't freak out but...
@Hadzilla: FUN PRANK: tweet "going hang gliding!!!!" then don't tweet again for 12 years
@lil_dead_girl_: I compulsively open my refrigerator in hopes that the portal to the other world has opened up.
It hasn't so I had some cheese.
@wickedimproper: Every time "Cops" comes on I'm like "PLEASE don't show my episode."
@Dawn_M_: I'm crying and wearing a falcon glove so I get sympathy sex from people who think my falcon flew away.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous