@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?

@BoogTweets: Me: Wow that is spicy. Wooo! *fanning mouth* What is it called? Her: Sparkling water.

@tazsme: [driving] Goddamn pedestrians [walking] Goddamn drivers [both] Goddamn cyclists

@hoverbird: Everybody thinks "The Social Network" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is "Ghostbusters".

@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein