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@markleggett: 1am: Huh, I'm not tired...

2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep?

3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
3:04am: Euthanise me.

1am: Huh, I’m not tired…

2am: I feel great! Maybe I don’t need sleep?

3am: LET’S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I’VE EVER HAD.
3:04am: Euthanise me.

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