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@radtoria: 1st baby: you make sure he's breathing every five minutes

2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don't even notice

1st baby: you make sure he’s breathing every five minutes 

2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don’t even notice

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