Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@EndhooS: [1st date, don't let her know you're a panda]
"Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes*
These? I..*rubs neck* cage fighting

[1st date, don’t let her know you’re a panda]
“Do u mind if I ask how you got the um *gestures at eyes* 
These? I..*rubs neck* cage fighting

COMMENTS