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@paperphotoyo: [1st Date]

Brain: Be cool, gurl
Him: Hi, I'm Ja-
Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins
Him:
Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?

[1st Date]

Brain: Be cool, gurl
Him: Hi, I’m Ja-
Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins
Him:
Netflix: So… Just you and me again, eh?

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