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@Jeff_G_Nixon: [1st date]
HER: do you like charades?
MIME: [thumbs up]
HER: well?
MIME: [nodding 'yes']
HER: hello?
MIME: [shooting self with finger gun]

[1st date]
HER: do you like charades?
MIME: [thumbs up]
HER: well?
MIME: [nodding ‘yes’]
HER: hello?
MIME: [shooting self with finger gun]

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