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@philEfanaddict: [1st Date]

Her: I've had a hysterectomy
Him: I've had a vasectomy
Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Him: You gonna eat those fries?

[1st Date]

Her: I’ve had a hysterectomy
Him: I’ve had a vasectomy
Her: Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 
Him: You gonna eat those fries?

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