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@mrjohndarby: [1st date]

Her: So, tell me about yourself
Me: Well, I've got a black belt-
Her: Oh!
Me: ...and *looking down*.. brown shoes, gray socks...

[1st date]

Her: So, tell me about yourself
Me: Well, I’ve got a black belt-
Her: Oh!
Me: …and *looking down*.. brown shoes, gray socks…

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