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@Book_Krazy: [1st date]

Him: We share perfect chemistry!

Me: *but all I hear is the word "share" as I create a fortress around my nachos with my hands*

[1st date]

Him: We share perfect chemistry!

Me: *but all I hear is the word “share” as I create a fortress around my nachos with my hands*

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