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@gogglepossum: [1st date]

Me: don't let him know you're a lobster

Him: we should check out my hot-tub later

Me: 'yeah...sure' *nervously clicks claws*

[1st date]

Me: don’t let him know you’re a lobster

Him: we should check out my hot-tub later

Me: ‘yeah…sure’ *nervously clicks claws*

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