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@Jeffwni: [1st date]
Me: I've got crabs
[date leaves]
[back home looking at my fish tank]
"It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"

[1st date]
Me: I’ve got crabs
[date leaves]
[back home looking at my fish tank]
“It’s all right guys, one day I’ll find one who’ll like you”

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