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@1_swarthy_dude: [1st date]

Me: "So, what do you do?"

Her: "I'm a Herpetologist."

Me: "Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"

[1st date]

Me: “So, what do you do?”

Her: “I’m a Herpetologist.”

Me: “Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?”

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