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@daemonic3: [1st date]

"My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"

Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th

[1st date]

“My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn’t that cool? When’s yours?”

Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th

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