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@hippieswordfish: [1st date]
*stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous

'u know ur eating a candle right?'

yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that

[1st date]
*stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous

‘u know ur eating a candle right?’

yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that

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