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@ojedge: [1st date]

[to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor

Her: "How's your meal?"

[i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]

[1st date]

[to self] Don’t let her know ur a boa constrictor

Her: “How’s your meal?”

[i’ve dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]

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