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@thatUPSdude: [1st date]

Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date?

Her: Very, what's in the box?

Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna

[1st date]

Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date?

Her: Very, what’s in the box?

Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna

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