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@onion_an: [1st day as criminal sketch artist]

Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t....

Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

[1st day as criminal sketch artist]

Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t….

Me: I’m gonna need a longer sheet of paper

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