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@david8hughes: [1st day as lifeguard]
Guy: there's someone drowning in the water
Me [not looking up from phone]: well it'd be hard to drown in the sand

[1st day as lifeguard]
Guy: there’s someone drowning in the water
Me [not looking up from phone]: well it’d be hard to drown in the sand

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