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@EndhooS: [1st day at Subway]
Boss: u said u'd done this before
Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist

[1st day at Subway]
Boss: u said u’d done this before
Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I’m really more of an abstract sandwich artist

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