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@MartaEffing: [1st day in heaven]

God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music?
Me: Yeah.
G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?

[1st day in heaven]

God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music?
Me: Yeah.
G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?

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