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@moooooog35: [1st day in Senate]

Me: I'm against genetic engineering

Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs

Me: How much funding do you need

[1st day in Senate]

Me: I’m against genetic engineering

Scientist: We’ve developed kids w/ volume knobs

Me: How much funding do you need

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