@liv_thatsme: *1st day on prozac*
Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow?
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply.
Me: Whoops.
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@wife_housy: Hubs says when I drink I'm "too loud" and use too many "big words." WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!
@lil_dead_girl_: You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead.
@PaperWash: Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined
@UncleDuke1969: [typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE? Wife: 2nd. Me: Is "polyamorous" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?
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