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@SteveSuckington: [1st time on phone with a girl]
I've got butterflies in my stomach

It's so cute that you're nervous

[eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?

[1st time on phone with a girl]
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach

It’s so cute that you’re nervous

[eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?

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