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@Brampersandon_: [2 friends fighting at Denny's]
Chicken: *gritting teeth* I'll have the bacon
Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I'll be having the EGGS!

[2 friends fighting at Denny’s]
Chicken: *gritting teeth* I’ll have the bacon
Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I’ll be having the EGGS!

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