@jake_lach: 2 hours into dieting] omg I'm so lightheaded
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@VinoTica: For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen
@MableGertrude: I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people.
@virgiltexas: You cowards just love watching the NFL Draft while you're all too chickenshit to go off and serve in the football yourselves.
@roostermustache: Biden: this is takin forever and build-a-bear is gonna close soon Obama: joe let me finish my speech or you'll get no tv for a week Biden: