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@notalogin: [2 Humans who definitely aren't lizard people at Denny's]
1: I sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu
2: Right on, fellow human

[2 Humans who definitely aren’t lizard people at Denny’s]
1: I sure am glad they don’t have newt brain on the menu
2: Right on, fellow human

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