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@UncleDuke1969: 2 Smurfs stand over a body...

"What happened?"
"Choked on a sandwich."
"Nobody helped?"
"No."
"Didn't they see him turning bl-"
"..."
"Oh."

2 Smurfs stand over a body…

“What happened?”
“Choked on a sandwich.”
“Nobody helped?”
“No.”
“Didn’t they see him turning bl-”
“…”
“Oh.”

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