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@iAmDelFreaky: 2: Where mommy?

Me: Mommy's at a meeting.

2: Mommy is meat?

Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island.

2: Ok.

2: Where mommy?

Me: Mommy’s at a meeting.

2: Mommy is meat?

Me: No. Well…yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island.

2: Ok.

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