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@KeetPotato: [2 years after going missing at zoo]
wife: [points at TV] "omg thats him"
me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] "why is noone helping me"

[2 years after going missing at zoo]
wife: [points at TV] “omg thats him”
me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] “why is noone helping me”

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