@TomSchally: 200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass
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@jonnysun: remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???
@RobTemple101: I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like “get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death”, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can’t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.
@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.