@riley_fox: 2/14/16 — The Day I Got Owned Online By 1-800-Flowers
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@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@Fred_Delicious: [rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - "that was an accident can I have my egg back please"
@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?