@lovemydogduck: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
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@Fred_Delicious: "my dad works at Nintendo" "No he doesn't ur such a liar" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* "Hey sport, good day at school?"
@WarrenHolstein: Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone.
@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.
@junejuly12: I have way too much responsibility for someone who still isn’t sure if 12pm is noon or midnight.