@brianbowman73: 25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym.
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@GibJimson: My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.
@Underchilde: My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn’t just see how lazy I am.
@I_Am_Iron_Dad: Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next.
@JimmerThatisAll: People who say "in and of itself" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.