@brianbowman73: 25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym.
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@briangaar: Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?
@WheelTod: Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her.
@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.
@jenstatsky: A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings.