@BestScienceJoke: 2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man.
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@JRobb773: I'm a very honest person except when HR asks if I'm the one trying to weaponize the pigeons outside my office.
@TheBoydP: Top Seven Bacon for Breaking: 7. Bacon point 6. Bacon even 5. Bacon Benjamin 4. Bacon my heart 3. Bacon Bad 2. Bacon the law 1. Bacon wind
@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok