@slimmy_shady: 3 am phone call, "Hey, are you asleep?" Nope, Im skydiving.
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@BuckyIsotope: ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend
@joerogan: That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof.
@DILLONFRANCIS: My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email
@IvoryGazelle: [inventing tupperware] make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti