Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@mrtruthandsoul: [3 AM]
5yo: *sobbing* Daddy
Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong?
5yo: I'm lonely...
Me: Then, don't ever get married.
5yo: Ok, Daddy.

[3 AM]
5yo: *sobbing* Daddy
Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what’s wrong?
5yo: I’m lonely…
Me: Then, don’t ever get married.
5yo: Ok, Daddy.

COMMENTS