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@seriouslyamy: 3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said "I'll be back in 20 minutes".

Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down.

3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said “I’ll be back in 20 minutes”. 

Nobody has bothered me since and I’m never taking it down.

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