@birbigs: 3 Doors Down: "Okay, so we've named the band. Now what?"
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@ParentNormal: VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year
@ReginaldDennys: Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
@Reverend_Scott: Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome.