@birbigs: 3 Doors Down: "Okay, so we've named the band. Now what?"
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@eminmien: We lay under the maple tree, the evening sun casting a warm glow on our faces. Turning to me, she said- "Please stop narrating everything."
@BareChesty: Sorry I'm late, there was an octopus throwing pies at me so I was literally... Occupied
@causticbob: If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
@samalmightysam: God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be