@ericaj1721: 3 hours until I get to pretend I know how to do 6th grade math homework.....
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@david8hughes: [at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no
@veryann0yed: Reasons to hit the gym that aren’t patriarchal beauty standards: - outrun the cops - outlive ur enemies - more stamina for sex - actually sleep at night - get strong to fight racists - listen to music without ppl interrupting
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?