@ericaj1721: 3 hours until I get to pretend I know how to do 6th grade math homework.....
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@Matt_The_1st: I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN
@Tommytoughstuff: Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me.
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.
@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.