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@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: I can’t run as fast as everybody else.

Me: Why not?

3-year-old: I don’t have enough feet.

3-year-old: I can’t run as fast as everybody else.

Me: Why not?

3-year-old: I don’t have enough feet.

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