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@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet!

Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz.

*fuzz moves*

Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!

3-year-old: There’s a spider on the carpet!

Me: Haha, that’s just a piece of fuzz.

*fuzz moves*

Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!

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