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@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven.

3: I don't want to go there.

Me: Why not?

3: It's full of dead people.

3-year-old: Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven.

3: I don’t want to go there.

Me: Why not?

3: It’s full of dead people.

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