@SondraDeeMe: 3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago.
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@SpacePlankton: *watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*
@Tommytoughstuff: "How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror? Oh questions about the job? No I'm good."
@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?