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@turboescortdude: 3 y/o: I want a bagel
Me: We don't have any
3 y/o: You're a idiot
Me: How did you survive your abortion

3 y/o: I want a bagel
Me: We don’t have any
3 y/o: You’re a idiot
Me: How did you survive your abortion

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