@Miz_Mental_Case: 30 is the new 20 until you hang out with 20 yr olds.
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@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
@StinkyGr33n: I went to the bathroom and forgot my phone. Had to read the little paper about Toxic Shock Syndrome from the tampon box again
@nyquills: God: you're man's best friend Dog: OMG! Love it! God: yup Dog: dynamic duo, partners in crime! God: well.. Dog: two of a kind, 50/50! we make decisions together! God: you live in a kennel in the yard Dog: what
@hippieswordfish: WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat