@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
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@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.
@newLettuce: [1800s] Guy who hates kids: Create for me something children will love, but then it abandons them, or dies a slow, withering death, or vanishes with a terrifying gunshot noise Francis H. Balloon: Here's a thought