@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
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@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@bmarked21: Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets.