@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
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@shaztaberry: I am going to the Antique Roadshow. Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.
@Sassafrantz: [takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew.
@Steven37366100: Me: I think our son is feeling ostrichsized Wife: Don't you mean ostracized? *son enters, feathered, elongated neck and legs* Me: No