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@shadygrenade: "30 shots of espresso NOW."
*barista's eyes widen*
Whoa what do you do for a living?
"I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!"
*roundhouse kicks barista*

“30 shots of espresso NOW.”
*barista’s eyes widen*
Whoa what do you do for a living?
“I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!”
*roundhouse kicks barista*

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