@jesus: 33, Male, Jerusalem. You?
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@JediGigi: "JELLYFISH ARE NOT MADE OF JELLY AND ALSO THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE!"--I scream from my swollen mouth
@envydatropic: The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong
@nigelgodwin: How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind